This is a Mercedes! Set a course and prepare for our arrival. [fires a blast from his ring that hits Rico's groin, instead of his neck, causing him extreme pain], [Lone Starr parks the Winnebago in an illegal parking space]. What a fool, what's with you man, c'mon? Guard 2: Looks like a Winnebago with wings! Secure all animals in the zoo---! Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? But close isn’t good enough. [Thinks about what he has just said, then approves it.] A Druish princess. Computer: [Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob mouth the numbers in horror] 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Computer: This ship will self-destruct in exactly 10 seconds. Stay logged in . Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. No-no-no-no! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money! When he pulls it, he immediately stops Spaceball I. Helmet goes flying forward, while screaming, into a control panel, denting it and his helmet severely.]. Never, ever! Stop this thing! Hi, honey! My brains are going into my feet! Don't you have the Schwartz, too? [knocks Barf over], Dark Helmet: [Helmet doll] And you, too! I said across her nose, not up it! Click to Login. Registered: Oct 19, 1999. Dot Matrix: I was saying; Do you realize what you've done? Ludicrous Speed. Dark Helmet: No, it's not what you think. [knocks Dot doll over]. Dot Matrix: That was my Virgin Alarm. Brian January 26th, 2018 at 12:56 PM. Colonel Sandurz: Very good, sir. [whispers] Yeah. Dark Helmet: Bullshit! You went over my helmet? Yogurt: And may the schwartz be with you! It's down here, where the shoulder meets the neck. Instant cassettes. I can't believe it, man! How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), The Flight of the Conchords (2005) - S02E03 Music, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S06E26 Comedy, Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E08 Wandering Bear. Ludicrous speed! Where is this in the movie? 1/25/2018 – Purdue 92, Michigan 88 – 17-6, 6-4 Big Ten. the web and also on Android and iOS. Put 'er there. When something moves entirely too fast (reference from Spaceballs) especially in the case of a relationship. Please! Yogurt! Lone Starr: [confused] What's that make us? Colonel Sandurz: Turned off what? Funny, animated GIFs: Your favorite computer file type! [Major Asshole is also cross-eyed]. Where are they?! I ORDER YOU! You're looking at "now," sir. Barf: That's what you said three dunes ago. Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? You call that a Radar Screen? I didn't see you playing with you dolls again. I don't know what to do. (A dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt) And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me. When will "then" be "now"? jdluhman. Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob: [they open their eyes] Thank you. Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? Log in with Gmail. Colonel Sandurz: Why are you preparing? Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Dark Helmet: What have I done?! Allowed file types: txt, jpg, gif, pdf, png, zip, rar, jpeg, skp, svg, ai, gif Restrictions: 8 per post, maximum total size 5120KB, maximum individual size 2048KB. Fuck! Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir? Captain of the Guard: You idiots! Colonel Sandurz: Good work, Corporal, punch it up! CHICKEN? Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow. BUCKLE THIS! See, there's two sides to every Schwartz. High quality Spaceballs gifts and merchandise. Dark Helmet: [lifts helmet and whispers to Colonel Sandurz and himself quietly] How can there be a cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie? [Corporal rewinds the tape back to a scene showing protagonists wandering in desert]. I'd have gone with "what the client thought they specified, and what the designer actually received". Dark Helmet: Naw, he got the upside, I got the downside. 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